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[5:
Personal Favorite]
[4: Worth Purchase]
[3.5: Worth Watching Again, Probably Purchase]
[3: Worth Watching Once]
[2: Needed Improvement]
[1: Regretted Watching]
A Team, The (2010) [3.5]
- Positives: Was better than tv version by far. Lot of great
scripted comedy. Quinton Jackson as BA
Baracas (replacing Mr. T) was great.
- Negatives: I was not a big fan of A Team tv show from 1980's, maybe
it was too
much action/destruction for a tv show. Though Jim Carrey would have
done a far
better Murdoch.
(Notes: My father was a Vietnam Veteran,
probably why he liked the tv show so much)
A Clockwork Orange (1971) [3]
Malcolm McDowell does very well with "bad" characters. The title
makes no sense at all but there is a backwards redemption story. What
the prison does to reform McDowell may seem to work against a violent
person but actually makes the outcome of pacifism become death or
defenseless.
- Positives: Actors, fair script.
- Negatives: Strange title. Sadism, violence,
anarchy.
A Night To Remember [3.5] 1958
- Positives: According to online facts the movie was based on both crew
and passengers accounts and is claimed to be the accurate story of the
Titanic.
- Negatives: Is was not discovered until 1985 that the RMS Titanic had
split into two or more sections. So the ending is not 100% accurate.
(But
what movie based on true story ever is)
A River Runs Thru It [4] 1992
Comments: My father was a river and lake fisherman so he took my
brother and I
many times when we were younger fishing, so this movie did a very good
job of taking me back in time. So it had very good backgrounds,
actors/characters. I think the idea of narration was the best movie
invention even above factual points. Since I'm not religious some of it
was fair for scripting.
Accused, The [3] 1988
- Positives: Actors, Locations, Script, Direction.
- Negatives: Based on a true story of a mother of children. I guess
is was changed because the public can't handle the truth. But the
character Jodie Foster portrayed wasn't exactly a saint either.
(Notes: Possibly one of the most graphic rape scenes ever filmed)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
[3.5] 1994
- Positives: Actors, Background, Script. The plot definitely belonged
to Jim Carrey
- Negatives: It was great for comedy but doubt there is a such thing as
a pet detective. Good use for background and plot but I'm not a
football fan.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
[3.5] 1995
- Positives: Jim Carrey without a doubt.
- Negatives: Script and much of the characters. Actors were fair.
Disliked the movie Cliffhanger so that tells you I did not like the
opening of this one.
Adam [3] 1983
- Positives: Actors, Background, Script. Excellent recreation of the
true story of the Adam Walsh. Including the real life people appear at
ending asking people to look at displayed photos of missing children.
- Negatives: The sole problem was the scene in which John Walsh
receives the call of the positive ID of the body. He was alone in the
hotel room, his wife was not with him. Still would be difficult to
watch for any parent.
Adams Family, The [3.5] 1991
- Positives: Actors, Script, Background. Actually a far better version
than the original 1960's television show.
- Negatives: The actor who portrayed Gomez Adam was fair. Plus the
story of Uncle Fester really confused the movie. That he as missing
with amnesia? Also in the original television show he Fester was
Mortica's brother, in this movie he's Gomez's brother.
Adams Family Values [3.5] 1993
- Positives: Actors, Background. New characters helped.
- Negatives: Weak script, Uncle Fester and babysitter/Black widow plot
hurt it.
Adventures in Babysitting [3] 1987
Positives: Actors, Plot, Locations.
Negatives:
Haven't seen this one in a long while it was difficult to really rate
it. It was'nt horrible but script and story really was'nt that great.
Elizabeth Shue is a stand out actress however the title alone both can
sell and be negative.
Adventures of Ford Fairlane,The [4] 1990
So many movies are chalked full of foul language and Andrew Dice Clay
(fresh of the comedy stages) is no exception. But he does great with
the character (which in fact is the name of a classic car), who is a
combo of sexist and egotistic Sherlock Holmes wanna be. The music was
fair at best was allegedly current stage of rock music.
Agnes of God [3.5] 1985
- Positives: Actors, Background, Script
- Negatives: Although it was a very good 'religiously implicative'
movie, I'm not religious. I originally gave it 4 stars.
Air America [3] 1990
- Positives: Actors, Locations
- Negative: Although based on a true factor of the Vietnam War, Script
was kinda weak using major actors.
Air Force One [4] 1997
Negatives: Highly doubt a rogue secret service agent would happen
and
the opening scene of a Russian warlord being taken so easily was not
buy able, but over all great movie.
Airplane [3.5] 1980
Positives:
Actors, Script. Other than a few early Mel Brooks movies I think this
was the birth of slapstick. The script alone really sold to introduce
slapstick.
Negatives: The plot of food poisoning and scripted
shaky love plot between Robert Hayes and Julie Hargerty seemed more
annoying then sellalble.
Airplane II [3.5] 1982
Positives: Actors, Script, Plot, Story, Scenes. Alot better than the first.
Negatives:
Although it was needed and worked in script Ted's (Robert Hayes)
depression and lack of condience for his past failures became annoying.
Aiport '77 [3.5] 1977
Positives: Actors, Plot, Story, Scenes. I think this was stand out of most disaster movies.
Negatives:
Disaster story started late/slow as most movies do. Also what didn't
look right for an airplane although it was character for the story that
it was made to look fancy (bar, casino, etc).
Air Up There, [3] 1994
Positives: Actors, Plot, Scenes
Negatives: A few sports movies during the same year, (such as Blue Chips) had similar stories but this didn't sell.
Aladdin [3.5] 1987
Positives: Although Im not a huge fan of
Disney this is among their great ones. Especially that the plot and
story kept with the ancient stories. Of course Robin Williams was
unbelievably funny as the Genie.
Negatives: If it was'nt for
Gilbert Godfried the bird would have been annoying, side story that
Aladdin having to hide his street image. And the obvious love
story.
Aladdin and the King of Thieves [3.5] 1996
Positives: Voice cast including Robin Williams! Animation, applicated ancient/classic 40 Thieves as a plot.
Negative:
Spite the fact it was not a theater viewed movie, sometimes direct to
video still sells. Even being the third in the trilogy, it still turned
out just as good. But maybe again the love story and wedding Im not a
fan of spite it being the plot.
Alamo, The [2] 2004
Positives: Its about time the accuracy of the battle/death of Davey Crockett were told.
Negatives:
Due to most people are addicted/brainwashed on the 1950's song and
Disney tv series on Davey Crockett that most don't/never knew the
truth. I think there was a more dull view of this movie being accurate
where a hero version would be more popular.
Ali [3] 2001
Positives: Although it was a remake of "The Greatest" starring Ali himself, Will Smith really sold as Muhammad Ali,
Negatives: I used to be a boxing fan vaguely. Pretty good for a bio of his career.
Alice Does'nt Live Here Anymore [3] 1975
Positives: Actors, characters, scenes. Movie helped give birth to the hit restaurant tv show Alice.
Negatives: As much as Im a vague Kris Kristofferson fan, not much of a story and fair script.
Alien [3.5] 1979
Positives: Actors, Wake up and Alien scenes, Script
Negatives: Like in most horror movies, the killer's (alien in this
case) chase is boring/dragging. I only like kill shots and character
scenes.
Alien Nation [3.5] 1988
Positives: Actors, Characters, Story, Script.
Negatives:
Its highly doubtful the any goverment, let alone the human race would
accept a mass populations of Aliens to live among us obviously visable
(with strange habits and given human character names)
Alien Ressurection [2] 1997
Positives: Sigourney Weaver, thankfully. But even her involvement
barely
helped this one.
Negatives: Alien 3 should have been the last one. Only the
aliens scenes were worth watching.
Alien vs Predator [3.5] 2004
Positives: Plot, Story, Script, Scenes and of course the Aliens and Predators,
Negatives: Possibly a better casting
Alive [3] 1993
Positives:
Actors, Scenes, Script. Apparently a good recreation of the true story
of foriegn soccer players who (some) survived a major plane crash.
After months trapped frigid snow covered mountains, they ended feeding
on the bodies of the dead. While 2-3 breached the unreal treacherous
frigid mountains to find help.
Negatives: Possibly too authentic as much as I respect and expect a perfect recreation.
All Dogs Got To Heaven [2] 1989
Positives: Haven't seen the movie in a while but voice actors, plot, story were fair (Burt Reynolds voices a dog?)
Negatives: I think it was the animation that did'nt seem ok. (Burt Reynolds voices a dog?)
All The Right Moves [3.5] 1983
Positives:
Actors, Plot, Story, Script, Scenes. This definitely had to be the
catalyst for the future sitcom "Coach" also starring Craig Nelson.
Negatives:
Although some negativity is relevent for the outcome of the football
game, it is doubtful both the Coach has the power to blackball a player
from any college and would forgive him in the end.
Almost Heros [2] 1998
Positives: Chris Farley
Negatives:
Although Chris Farley was a rising comedian actor, to copy if not
compete literally for/against a famous expedition is less than fair.
Always [3] 1989
Positives: Actors, Scenes. The story would sell for romance movies but not if this film didn't have major actors.
Negatives:
Richard Dreyfuss in a practical sense stalking/scripted to look after
his girlfriend he left behind. (after a being killed in a plane crash
as a forest firefighter)
American Graffiti [3.5] 1979
Positives: Actors, Scenes, Music
Negatives:
Difficult to explain this, since this was helped pave the way for the
tv series Happy Days. As much as George Lucas and actors sold the era
the film represents it seems to have a darker, moodier and not
"positive, relaxed, happy tone".
American Hot Wax [4] 1978
Positives: Music, Actors, Script, Locations, Awesome film on history of
Rock 'n' Roll.
Negatives: A few names changed, don't know why and few music
performances could have been better.
Notes: Seems a great portrayal of the father of the words
"Rock-n-Roll", with great music a real life oldies rock stars appear.
He promoted many repeated concerts although the story says he never
returned to the air. He actually moved into a smaller if not lost
career shortely before dying. The real Alan Freed's photo appears at
end with the appropriate song "Rock and Roll is Here to Stay". I don't
get why Danny and the Junior's band name was changed to The Planitones
with Professor Plapatto.
American Pie [3.5] 1999
Positives:
Actors, Plot, Script, Direction. Film really sold reality of the life
of high school teens pushed/rushed into aspiration that losing your
virginity and scoring is a requirement.
Negatives: Jason Biggs as
well as he sold his character it may remind you of yourself or others,
too realistic. The physical roles of Chris/Oz and Heather did'nt work,
where she looked 3 feet tall and he appeared 7ft tall.
American Pie 2 [3.5] 2001
Positives: Actors, Script
Negatives: They all ended up together again even though they all split up in distance?
American Wedding [3.5] 2003
Positives: Actors, Script, Plot
Negatives: Some disturbing matter and gross scenes. Again another wedding scene but thats the title.
American President [4] 1995
Positives: Actors, Script, Scenes
Negatives:
As much as the movie worked on the daily life/business of the American
President, the plot is and turns out more positive than reality. It
really didn't work for past American Presidents to date, and as much as
it might sound like it would work no one running for office would win
based on being a widow. The film's script touched on the probable
scandal of dating but it didn't twist into the negativity that those in
or running for office with no doubt deal with in dating.
American Tale [3.5] 1986
Positives: Characters, Script
Negatives: Not very good animation but CGI was in its infancy. I think it's foreign country background's didnt work.
American Tale 2: Fievel Goes West [3.5] 1991
Positives:
Characters, Voice Actors, Script, Scenes. (Jimmy Stewart really sold
Wyle Burp; Law dog loosely based on Wyatt Earrp) and Dom Deluise
returns as Tiger as Fievel's friendly & very fat cat.)
Negatives. Animation seemed lighter but still not enough. Lot of close calls for Fievel.
Amistad 1992 [3.5]
Positives:
Actors, Story, Scenes. (Despite a few "overboard" claims/statements of
inaccuracy, it seemed the movie over all presented an accurate
portrayal of the people and "ship" involved)
Negatives: Despite
history's infamous memories its incredibly graphic if not horrific
matters of slavery. Its like watching an extended version of Kunta
Kinte's voyage to America. It is both required to know but not needed
to relive.
Amityville Horror 1979 [3]
Positives: Actors, Scenes, Script.
Negatives:
Once it first was released it became America's most famous and if not
first haunted home. But over years/decades, claims has become to
surface that despite what family portrayed claims it has become to
believed fictional (despite that years before a family was factually
murdered in the same home).
Amityville II: The Possession 1982 [3]
Positives:
Actors, Scenes, Plot. An almost perfect recreation of fact in which the
oldest son murders his parents and siblings but also claims demonic
voices made him do it.
Negatives: Burt Young always portrays a bum
in some fashion in every movie and that has always been a negative
image despite his great roles and acting work. The script claims the
oldest son and daughter had a incestual affair, but that was never
claimed by real life person or law enforcement. But Ronald Defeo Jr
does claim in recent years his sister was also involved in murders with
him.
Apollo 18 [3] (2011)
Positives: Its was definitely NASA meets Blair Witch. Many gave this a real negative review, probably due to it being fictional.
Negatives:
Creatures on the moon are not fully focused on, reminds me of opening
shots of Cloverfield creature. NASA and Government responses to
astronauts is disturbing. Despite its a fictional movie, if were fact,
where did they find the film?
Bad Teacher (2011) [3:
Worth Watching Once]
Positives: Very much an
adult movie (like remaking Billy Bob Thorton's Bad Santa into a
teacher). Funny if not weird, pretty good script, fair casting. Also
clips from major school movies.
Negatives: This was
almost a 3.5, but I took it personal with the teacher telling male
students they would never succeed with a female student for
(mostly) how they dressed (that did'nt happen to me but no teacher has
the right to talk to students about lack of better word dating) (In
real life)
She definitely would not have gotten away with what she did or said to
anyone on school property.
Captain America - The First
Avenger (2011) [3: Worth Watching Once] (Notes: Yet another
comic hero I was never really a fan of, didnt expect
high view of it, but was actually impressed. I only vaguely knew of his
comic history and even vaguely knew cartoon history.
Positives: Story, Script,
Characters, Scenes, actors not bad. Almost a 3.5 (Very interesting
ending!) The script really gave his pre-CA body a lot of heart.
A few mix in characters from Iron Man movies appear.
Negatives: The Red Skull
origin was even more vague. There is a sudden/sad death scene (Not CA).
From the trailer I think they show up him get beat up as a
scrawny runt of a male, that was difficult to watch.
CARS 2 [Rating 2: Needs Improvement]
Positives: Of course
Lightning McQueen and Mator as well as
characters from first movie and voice of Michael Cain. Also a few
interesting "CAR"
mimics of Queen of England and grandson Prince William?
Negatives: Incredibly bad
script, children would be bored a spy story
if not as well the foreign languages. Was really expecting a Disney
type LOL story
to understand, enjoy with your kids. Right off the bat and for majority
of first half if not almost entire movie is a obvious James Bond story.
Also Mator
learns and begins to realize the type of person he talks as, which
would not be honestly funny but is produced as sad.
Chat Room [3] (2010)
Positives: This was
almost a 3.5 if not a film that should have been Oscar nominated. We
all know what if not been in internet chat rooms. Imagine them for
real, you could physically walk into. Amazing script, and a few
apparently new weird songs I found interesting.
Negatives: The
description of dvd said something about a serial killer or stalker. You
only pick up on it toward ending its (Spoiler)
of the young chatters. He
he was pulling reminds you of a Freddy Krueger (Spoiler), makes people
want to kill
themselves. The ending is rip on Final Destination.
Citizen Kane (1941) [3.5] I had to finally take a look at the alledged
and so called greatest movie and what was voted in AFI's 100 as the #1
film, Citizen Kane. I won't say I am not a fan of black/white movies,
there are a few good ones. The title made no sense and all I heard
about this one is two things. It was appparently, loosely based on
newspaper tycoon William Randolph Heart and the infamous Rosebud line
that also made top's in AFI's great movies lines. Well during and after
watching it, I started to wonder and become curious why certain films
were picked for the top 10 of all time. It was story and structure.
Citizen Kane did have that. Very lousy set of actors but they tried to
deliver. For a movie to make sense wouldn't be a historic. I gave
Citizen a 3.5, worth watching again. Not sure about purchasing. You'd
have to watch this a few times for it to make sence and figure it out.
The last half of movie was research into what Kane's last words meant,
"Rosebud". After a while I began to think it was something to do with
his childhood. His life became when he was ripped from his parents and
that started with the swinging and punching the man with his sled.
Cowboys and Aliens (2011)
[2: Needed Improvement] (Notes: Deserves a 1)
Positives: Aliens were
interesting looking, an off shoot of the Independence Day type. Both
Cowboy relationships and Native Americans did act as they should
have for their time period, almost total untrust and aggressive.
Negatives: Not even
Harrison Ford which was the only recognizable actor could have saved
the script, story, etc. Very poor in many aspects. The title was a rip
on the classic phrase "cowboys and indians". But you definitely can't
mix aliens with the old west, does'nt work.
(SPOILER NOTE: Climax
scene is reminiscent of the Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster.)
Back to the Future Part I-III
They were all awesome despite the fact of the love story which in the
first movie was flaky, as well as Marty's brother and sister. Although
Doc Brown's love story with the teacher Clara Clayton did sell. A
little too much foul language on Marty's script for Part II. Part III
when Marty calls Buford an a**hole after his ten count was funny/great
sell. I really LOL when Doc Brown falls on the table after one drink.
Conan the Barbarian [3.5] 1982
Positives:
I just barely remember seeing this on cable when I was young so watched
it again for a review. This was tailored made for Arnold. Actors,
characters, plot, story, script, scenes.
Negatives: Funny instead of
saying "god" he called his "crom". As violent and bloody as movie
looks, Arnold does not over act with out mercy as
barbarian possibly would, just as the physique for it.
Conan the Barbarian [2] (2011)
Positives:
Actor Jason Mamoa was well casted for the lead, shows a more
aggressive, hunting warrior demeanor more than Arnold did.In any remake
story was slightly altered but fairly acceptable.
Negatives: Was'nt
as sword kill shot gory as Arnold's version. This like Terminator put
Arnold on the map but a movie like this was made for Arnold
ironically.So I have to say, Arnold Schwartzenegger's 1982 version was
far more entertaining, in all aspects except that Jason Mamoa had as I
said a warrior's killer demeanor.
Contagion [3] (2011).
Positives:
Modern remake of 1995's Outbreak, but a world wide view rather than
just keeping contained in a small town. Spoiler: Loosely based on the
Swine Flu H1N1
Negatives: Not enough attention of people
contaminated, more attention on the CDC executives and tracing. Never
gave a name to the disease.
With family members dying, not real emotional.
Dark Knight, The [3.5] (2008)
- Positives: It's a practical tie of the better Joker, Jack Nicholson
or
Heath Ledger. But Ledger's version is incredibly haunting. Ledger's
Joker (both movies Begins and DK are comic book level versions of
Batman) reminded me of Steve Railsback as Manson and Gein, incredible.
The story never stopped to impress and/or surprise. If you ever wanted
a
movie and comic book to meet, they finally have.
- Negatives: I still found Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer the better
versions of
Batman. Hard to imagine a
come back story for Christian Bale's Batman now.
Deadly Companions, The [3] (1961)
Positives:
Maureen O'Hara is and always has been feisty. Brian Keith you would
think is a John Wayne protege. Good story (Im not a westerns fan, but
being that his was the first Sam Peckinpah director debut I had to
watch it)
Negatives: First time in movie history you dont see a
mother not cry/freak over death of child. The character of Kit (Maureen
O'Hara) is treated unfairly by most everyone.
District 9 [2] 2009
- Positives: Background, Story, Special Effects. The documentary style
view was probably the best idea.
- Negatives: Needed major actors, character names, script. The aliens
were seemed like a rip on Jeff Goldbloom's The Fly. The alien's sole
problem was communication. It remind me much of Star Wars and other
scifi characters that made beeping/clicking sounds and to some/most
human characters they were fully understood. Like a foreign language
film you... See More needed the sub titles to understand them. To run
the story with treating them and the aliens acting like they were
distute/homeless then forcing written evictions like homeless humans
was absurd.
Dolphin Tale [3] (2011)
Positives:
Lack/spite of saying close to the plot of Free Willy (child and a
killer whale), since this one is a true story and that it suffered an
injury,
its very inspiring and it turns out so authentic that "winter" the dolphin her self portrayed her self.
Negatives:
Although the movie shows accuracy of its discovery of being tied up,
injured, tail amputation and stubbornness of a prosthetic tail its
difficult to watch.
Don't be Afraid of the Dark [2] (2011)
Positives: Actors, Story,
At least the story of the creatures was told before end of movie and
very detailed too..As for their appearance not bad,
but they could have been bigger.
Negatives: Definitely the
finale with the creatures and actress. I would not have let it end or
gave up like that.
Dream House [1] (2011)
Positives:
Seemed to start like any other normal family moving into a new house
and eventually discover something is wrong with it....
Negatives:
The plot, story, actors have give no real clue what the hell really
happens, happened. Never imagined anything could be worth than Blair
Witch 2.
Empire Strikes Back, The [4] 1980
Positives: Characters, script, story, special effects
Negatives: As popular Lando Carissian was/great respect for actor Billy
Dee Williams I found the Lando character as annoying C-3PO and Jar Jar
(annoying every movie has them). Also I found awkward was a 3 foot
character teacher a 6 foot human, "judge me by size do you?" (sorry in
this case yes). I have no prejudice of midgets/dwarfs but Yoda is a
puppet. The ultimate negative is the line from Yoda "do or do not there
is no try" Um, no such thing as practice???
The Expendables [3.5]
(2010)
Positives: Now thats what I call an "All Star Cast"! Great script.
Story was fair.
Negatives: Maybe a better title.
Exorcismus [3] (2010)
Positives: There have
been a few modern versions or remakes of The Exorcist. Make up and
devil control of victim was realistic due to its always claimed a
evil/demon or the devil will make you harm your family/friends while
the entity appears to harm its host. Sorta
of a spoiler: Alot devil controlled murders but ending is a non
attempted copy of End of Days.
Negatives: Whether or not
the movie attempted to portray a realistic demonic possession, it
does'nt match the classic from 1973. But ironically 1973 was far more
probably exaggerated (entertaining, gory, foul language).
Footloose (2011) [3]
Positives: Yes there are too many past movies are being remade and this definitely no exception. Everyone who remembers
the
original will definitely pick up obvious scenes from the original.
Major add/change was the car crash scene that killed teens
leading to the town's law enforcement of dancing. (Spoilers) Opening scene starts with Kenny Loggins Footloose although it
involves
the teens that will end up in crash, ironic since original movie ends
with dance that plays song "Footloose". This may seem
like negatives but it goes both ways. Only other song played by original artist was "Lets hear it for the boys".
Negatives:
I could say almost all as I said in positives, this went overboard with
just about every scene from original. Although one
song "Holding out for a hero' (originally done by Bonnie Tyler) remade by Ella Mae Bowen (I'm sorry but it can't be sung soft),
she
just killed it. Although it was intentionally casted and choreographed
this way, the outfits and dancing are over board with sexual
tone.
8213 Gacy House (2010) [1]
- Positives: At least their focus supposed to be a paranormal
investigation of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Use of cameras, and
other (few) paranormal equipment, room to room searching.
- Negatives: Where do I start. Where half of them acted professional,
the other half acted like childish cowards. A sold claim of true story
especially that they were viciously attacked and all found dead, if
this were true to would have made national news headlines. Major
paranormal groups like PRS, Ghost Adventures or TAPS would have filmed
investigations them selves, if they did I never heard about it. Very
little use of real paranormal equipment. A ton of cameras, probably
just for movie propping, and 1 or 2 things like EMF detector and/or K2
meter. Each team member would have had each piece of proper equipment.
Over all it sucked and lie as a true story and an insult for a real
investigation. A total rip of Blair Witch meets Paranormal Activity. It
was a claimed true story and compared to Blair Witch and Paranormal
Activity. Although the Gacy person and murders were true, this movie
and so called investigation as a joke. It lacked a Ton.
Graduate, The (1967) [3.5]
Positives: I beginning to understand why certain movie's were voted
into the 100 list. It's amazing how many movies copied (barrowed)
lines/scenes, so in a way it's out of respect or admiration for a film.
I remember the ending of Waynes World 2 and they copied pretty much the
entire wedding scene in the Graduate. But man, when I read the plot for
this. I had to see it. This married woman literally just pushed him and
he replied with no choice. I could partially relate. Great script.
Negatives: Possibly its era, backgrounds would have been better suited
in 1980's or 1990's. It would down right ridiculous for Ann Brancroft
to be throwing herself at young Dustin Hoffman, get a life although
thats the story. And it's scripted for him to just give in?
Grease (1978) [3.5]
Positives:
Filled with almost all star cast and if not helped push rising stars,
the movie lived up to its era that it represented. Alot of great music
from the cast as well as background music from Rock-n-Roll era.
Negatives:
As popular as the particular love songs are and do respect their aspect
for the plot/script/story as well great singing by the female cast I
have bever been a huge fan of love story type movies.
Green Lantern (2011) [3]
- Positives: They really
dove deep into comic history (Notes: Which I though was rare although
like Transformers was mix of comic and cartoon history).
A lot of outer space adventure, story and characters which were very
good. Not a selfish one super hero view although it was supposed to be,
it was
good script did not stay or end up like that.
- Negatives: Only a few
things I found very different rather than negative: How Hal Jordon is
found by alien is slightly different and the enemy character
Parallax in the comics was a Green Lantern turned into god figure where
the movie it as a large cosmic alien sorta. I personally never really
followed
the Green Lantern character but had great respect for him. Know origin
from cartoons rather than comics. That's why I probably wouldn't watch
it again.
Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)
[3.5]
Positives: Good story, characters, background, CGI.
Negatives: Many movies in history have sequals with part numbers but
this is a strange title. It sorta makes sense after watching to lead
into next
movie/part. I was never a big fan of magic story type movies. Honestly
had to push myself to even watching all of them on dvd.
Will check out and rate final chapter "Deathly Hallows Part 2".
Harry Potter and the Deathly
Hallows Part 2 [3.5 Worth
Watching Again]
Positives: Interesting story and climactic finish.
Negatives: Only their
futures I questioned. Harry was so popular he should have become a
teacher at Hogwarts. And among the
male/female relationships who ended up with who I disagree with.
Horrible Bosses (2011)
[2: Needed Improvement]
Positives: Cross The
Hangover (backwards) with 9-5. Fair to I guess cool ending.
Negatives: Since I never
worked in offices I can't for sure if bosses would be really like that,
but we have all had our share of bad employers,
but being a movie it was probably exaggerated a bit. Took half
the movie for real comedy to start.
Inglorious Basterds [3]
(2009)
Positives: Although VERY fictional I can why it was Oscar
nominated. Though very graphic and respectfully so, as well as an
ingenious idea of how WWII could have ended rather than D-Day
Negatives: It is was'nt
for some boring dialogue it would give it a 3.5
Insidious [3] (2010)
Positives: If you like movies on haunted houses, noises, stuff moving,
paranormal groups, psychics, etc. Different excuse other than
possession, as well as
not bad demon/ghost appearances.
Negatives: This is
several rips on past movies with the above items listed. Also a poor
excuse of a paranormal groups and equipment. Also very poor title.
I Spit On Your Grave (2010) [3]
Comments (Difficult to simply rate with positive/negative): A remake of
a controversial 1978 movie I only knew by rep due to its brutual rape
scene. Of course Im no fan of such horrible matter especially when
afternoon soap operas show such matter also. I said to my wife why dont
we just skip to the revenge chapters. We decided to watch and if it
gets to upsetting we will fast forward.
Well the girl being by herself in the middle of redneck woods, being a
toothpick and vaguely flirting with locals. Things like that you bring
the attention. Although she was'nt, women who wear skirts, make up and
"flirt" expect a male to just stand there and take that. Thankfully Im
married.
Anyway, the infamous attack scene, well Ive seen worse in The Accused
and a few others. Being a slasher film fan Im into killer and revenge
scenes. But were very well created. It stuns me how any female can
psychologically and physically can place themselves in such a
scene/matter.
The revenge scenes are truly awesome. You definitely need a stomach for
it. But for its controversial rape scene: Death Wish 1 & 2, The
Accused, Casualties of War and a few others were definitely far worse
than this was described as.
J. Edgar (2011) [3]
Positives: If you don't know the history of FBI or Hoover (although most know by name/rep) definitely a movie to watch.
After watching I read wikipedia for movie's accuracy. It was announced Hoover's history of being "gay"and "cross dresser"
were questionable, movie did push this but not enough to be overly disgusting. My wife and I are fans of much of today's law
enforcement shows such as Law and Order SVU and past shows like NYPD Blue, etc. So its very interesting if not stunning
to learn Hoover literally invented "finger printing and forensics".
Negatives: As much as I respect actor Leonardo Decaprio, I don't think he was the right choice for Hoover. He proves
that with a ton of make up anyone can look "large". There is nothing online (maybe by witnesses or other books, but I found
nothing online claiming that Hoover personally was onsite or made "collar" of historical criminals.
Jaws [3.5] (1975)
Positives: Script, scenes, actors. Sells to the end as they Schieder,
Dreyfuss and Shaw board the boat. When the making of documentary was
released, its truly amazing to learn the shark was fake and production
really believed the movie would be a flat failure. The shark you swear
was real! Alot of great script lines; "Your gonna need a bigger boat."
Negatives: Opening of girl being yanked down like a yo-yo by a 25 foot
shark, giant mouth and sharp teeth was so lame but then vaguely shown
in pieces during Dreyfuss' coroner scene?
Jaws 2 [2] (1978)
Positives: I guess shark scenes and Roy Schieder.
Negatives: Too many people scenes than shark attack scenes. Ending
killing shark scene was lame. Shieder should have been burned if not
eletricuted himself being so close to shark bit the power line.
Jaws 3 [3.5] (1983)
Positives: Not the matter of attempt at 3D but it did apparently help
in body part shots. Alot of profile actors. Ending was sorta cool.
Negatives: Having killer shark in sea world type location was ok at
best. Mention of baby shark?
Jaws: The Revenge [3] (1987)
Positives: Profile actors, return of wife character Ellen Brody and her
kids dealing with shark helped sell. Only shark chase at ending using
instrument to give shark a headache was cool.
Negatives: Most of movie bad story, mention of Martin Brody dieing of
heart attack sucked. Although the gun shot flash back from first Jaws
was cool and wife's idea to ram shark with boat seemed to sell. But the
shark stood up in the air in the ocean????
Karate Kid [3.5] (1984)
Positives: All actors, characters were great. Pat Morita sold as the
wise old Karate teacher. Movie sells all the way to end when Daniel's
training starts.
Negatives: It's obvious all enjoys the story of the comeback kid from
being bullied (but not me since I am a survivor of bullies). Ending was
so phony. Why would tournament final opponent Johnny, who is announced
as two time champion, walk into a telegraphed kick by Daniel who is
standing on one leg.
Karate Kid [3] (1989)
Positives: Interesting, far more and vicious opponents for both Daniel
and Mr. Miyagi. Like how Terry Silver and bad student Mike played a
fight with each other in one scene.
Negatives: Several actually, very little tournament scenes, only at end
but story/script and antagonist characters kept pushing for Daniel to
fight in tournament. We learned rules for tournament changed that
Daniel only had to fight and defend title in final match. That would be
infair to likes of first movie antagonist Johnny. Mr. Mayagi who kept
replying Karate for defense only refused to retrain Daniel, gives in
when he realizes is former rival Creese returned with backup. Mayagi
takes them all out but Daniel does not get involved in confrontation.
Seems Daniel would lose to a much more powerful fighter in Mike Barnes
than Johnny ever was. The outside interference should have disqualified
Barnes. Barnes just stands there was Daniel begins showing
strange training moves. Such a powerful and badass opponent would have
figured out all that. First movie to not have a love interest, it's
vaguely teased (he hangs out with a girl but she rebuttals to have a
distant bf).
Killer Elite [3] (2011)
Positives: After reading that this was a remake of the Sam
Peckinpah 1975 movie, I could see Peckinpah's style in it
(fighting, car chasing, etc).
Negatives: Even the
critics, such as Rotten Tomatoes, gave negatives reviews. Plot, story
and major actors needed improvements. Even Robert Deniro
couldn't save it.
King
Kong [2] (1933)
- Positives: For it's time, (I wouldn't have known this thanks to
special edition
disc 2) the almost new stop animation of turned out pretty good, but
still not too giant. The backgrounds were also pretty good. Fay Wray
was a good screamer, probably the inventor of it. In disc 2 of the
special edition dvd they show a newly created stop
animation lost scene "the spider pit scene". Very well done.
- Negatives: Not a very good story, a movie director or producer
is pretty much
ordering a crew of roughnecks around on their own ship and they almost
accept it. Were they top actors for the time, but if that were the case
it would have taken away from the ape star. Although the 1976 remake
proved that wrong.
Mask Maker [3] (2010) (Notes:
According to IMDB original title was Maskerade)
Positives: Although this
has very obvious rips on 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacure and filmed in
the original house, it was not bad for a rip or remake.
Fair kills shots and storied history to characters. Many rip scenes as
well as scripted lines from Friday the 13th, Halloween, etc (the
classics).
Negatives: Ending fair
but would've worked better as an alternate scene then actual. I just
barely accept reason why the "normal/human" characters obtained
the TCM house. The cops showing up 2nd to last scene, was clueless
although there is a vague explanation.
Mommie Dearest [3.5] (1981)
Positives:
From daughter's Christina's point of view it was said she is among the
first (probably besides Jay North 'Dennis the Menice') to openly reveal
child abuse among child stars/children of stars. Most of Hollywood's
legend elite deny Christina's story because they never saw that side of
her mother, however most of movie shows Joan Crawford's
trial/tribulations as an actress with and without the kids.
Negatives:
The point of the movie is the abuse that Christina and brother
Christopher suffered, so it is a very tramatic if not psychotic series
of moments with a physically, mental and verballly abusive parent. Both
popular and difficult movie to watch.
The Muppets (2011) [3.5]
Positives:
Yes they are back and scripting leads you to story its definitely a
sequal not a remake. The opening is great with the
Muppets concerting to major hits like Boehemian Rhapsody and an AC/DC song. Jack Black makes alot of what seems like
cameo shots, as well as Whoopi Goldberg and few other actors. Original Muppets scripting is incredibly funny. Especially scene
with
Jack Black tied to a chair yelling to a live tv audience he's being
held hostage by weirdos. The old men "Statler and Waldorf"
Muppets say "now you know how we felt for the past 20 years" OMG THAT WAS FUNNY! The adult antagonist character, he
was either based on or would give "Dallas"'s JR Ewing competition.
Negatives:
There is a new muppet named Walter and although it seems to be the 1st
half of plot, he ironically does'nt fit (which is
intentionally
the plot). Also two adult characters love story is heavily plotted,
again Im not a love story fan- leave the love story in a
Muppet movie to Miss Piggy and Kermit. The ending seems sad and how it's scripted honestly does'nt make sense.
My Soul To Take (2010) [3]
- Positives: It seemed like pretty good for a while especially being a
Wes Craven movie. Even the description contained a Michael Myers meet
Freddy Krueger made sense. . Eventually you think you know who the
killer is, an explanation why it is happening is a pretty good
story. But 96% is worth watching, thankfully as I said its Wes
Craven movie.
- Negatives: Only the killer appeared in a stupid costume. Although the
opening
seemed it was a demon possession situation. Fair kill shots but like
typical horrors it drags to each kill shot. But who it turns out to be
actually make no sense but needed "who the killer was" make sense.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) [2]
- Positives: Great use and visuals via stationary cameras. Sorry for
the pun, the paranormal activity was I guess descent (especially the
kitchen door scene, awesome).
- Negatives: NEVER USE OR PLACE CHILDREN ESPECIALLY A BABY IN A HORROR
MOVIE. I FIND THAT UNACCEPTABLE! Too much family scripting and not
enough paranormal. In the trailer you saw scenes of the baby crawling
outside the house and a demon figure seen at the bathroom door (but the
netflix dvd does not carry those).
Paranormal Activity 3 [3] (2011)
Positives:
As fair as the previous 2. I also liked vhs cameras rather than today's
digital. The second movie had a pretty good kitchen scene, but part 3
has
an even more awesome one. I would love to know how they produced
it. Will have to wait for a hopeful dvd commentary to find out.
Negatives: I've
said this a few times, don't involve children in horror movies. There
was major hype about the final 15 minutes, honestly it was'nt
close to the PA 1's ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean (2003-2011) [3.5]
Comments: First, I honestly did not think I would bother to watch any
of them. Reason being, how does Disney portray Pirates other than what
they really are by definition. As I began watching the first it was
Johnny Depp (who Im honestly not a fan of) who did a fantastic and
sarcastic drunk Foster Brooks is a Pirate. Each movie's story did a
great job of portraying the ancient Pirate sea stories and how
legendary they had always been told thru out the centuries.
Paul (2011) [3.5]
Positives: Good script, scenes, comic use of foul language. Lots
of references and scenery to famous alien/space movies. Jason Bateman
and Sigourney Weaver were only good casting.
Negatives: Casting, spots for foul language is fair but how it was
written needed some work.
Puss in Boots (2011) [3]
Positives: Voice actors (though unless you know "all" the actors you won't recognize who they are portraying). Although
the story starts slow you pick up the names of fairy tale characters then realize what/where this is going. Scripting does seem
to
skip but a good amount of funny lines. Its an attempt to give fairy
tale characters a real existence. Only reason I even watched
this is due to our enjoyment of cats.
Negatives: So called animation, that looked more like 3-D but not the type need red/blue paper glasses. Movie starts slow so
unsure of plot till fairy tale characters names are revealed. The star character Puss and "egg" character are brothers???
(well raised together that is). Some fairy tale character's plots are changed for story's run. I was generous giving this a 3.
Ragin Bull (1980) [3.5]
- Positives: Goodfellas meets Rocky. Since I have respect both
Goodfellas (Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro and others), and the movie Rocky.
The special edition dvd says commentary with two people along with Jake
LaMotta himself (yet to hear it). I was surprised he was still alive.
- Negatives: With the brutality the movie portrays and language I can
see why I never noticed it on regular tv. Talk about paranoid and self
ritcheous.
Return of the Jedi 1983 [3.5]
Positives: Actors, script, special effects
Negatives: I found the Ewoks (Unlike Yoda the Ewoks were midget actors
in suits, great respect for them. Their scripted characters, although
as mass army, taking down as army of 6 foot laser gun armed
troops?) most annoying and un-needed as was the forest moon
scenes, but that was part of story to eliminate the Death Star defense
shield.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
(2011) [2: Needed Improvement]
(Notes: I have to assume this is a reboot for a start to
sequels)
Positives: Plot, Script, Characters. Many references, names and famous
script lines from 1968 Planet of the Apes.
Negatives: Story carried too much attention on scientific experiments
that led to their intelligence. Also too much screen time with single
ape instead of more
with gathering of apes. (Spoiler)
Apes did attain intelligent tactics and spite but not rabid anger
(though it would appear so).
Rite, The [3] (2011)
Positives: Based on a
book due to the Vatican began hiring Priests for a abundant of
exorcisms. I would just about consider calling this
"The Exorcist V", though carefully enough the events of the the
first are vaguely mentioned or even teased. "What did you expect head
turning
pea soup?". A young pregnant girl apparently possessed spits profanity
which seems to be rewritten script of the first movie but again this
really has
nothing to do with the 3-4 Exorcism movies.
Negatives: Like I said
this has nothing to do with the original movies and is not even titled
them, but scripting and scenes did seem to copy or
follow similarities. The ending as most exorcism movies has the priest
take the demons possession, (SPOILER), that does'nt happen. It's ending
is "that's it" at best. They should have had an alternate ending for
the dvd though.
Rocky [3.5] 1976
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Scenes
Negatives:
As much respect most people who have watched this film and critics, his
scripting for being unconfident with his ability to climb world
of boxing ladder. And his own speech as Rocky, not scripting, was very
dry. Also, you look up boxers, whether ranked or local in a book?
Honestly unsure if boxing promoters have the right to decide who the
champion faces or does the league the title is governed by. Lost
mistake by Creed is saying that January 1 is the nation's birthday.
Rocky II [4] 1979
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Scenes
Negatives:
Its doubtful that the champion would answer critics by challenging the
opponent. Once a fight is over, yes the fight either way is criticized
whom ever wins, not sure who would order or want a rematch. One stand
out problem with the Rocky film series is the bloody punishment they
"supposedly" endure. Many years if not decades ago they did, but for
health, making a living and barbaric results fight would be stopped
almost after the immediate sight of blood.
Rocky III [3.5] 1982
Positives:
Actors, Characters, Script, Scenes, Music. (Mr. T sold as one of the
most vicious if not by mistake favorite antagonist characters in film
history. A much more vicious version of Muhammad Ali)
Negatives:
Again, just like the boxing promoter in first film, Creed in II,
Mickey-his trainer decides who he fights. That does'nt legally work
probably but it makes good script again. Burt Young his ENTIRE career
plays a bum in some fashion/way or another. He really goes all out to
prove that in opening.
Rocky IV [3.5] 1985
Positives:
Actors, Characters, Script, Scenes, Music. (Stallone really sold a
great script at ending "in this fight, you saw two guys killing each
other. Well I think thats better than twenty million)
Negatives:
Besides Dolph Lundren will always be remembered for "the Russian in
Rocky", his character was over sold as powerful if not unbeatable. He
annihilates Apollo Creed but Rocky is able to go toe, whether or not
Apollo did'nt take him seriously.
Rocky V [3.5] 1990
Positives:
Actors, Script, Scenes. (Far more involved family dispute dialogue
between Stallone, real life son Sage and even Talia Shire).
Negatives:
Original scripting called for Rocky to die but movie rights with studio
overrode Stalllone. Rather than a boxing finale, they end up in a
Philadelphia Street Fight, it worked but it was'nt ring work that we
are used to. Richard Gant sold a off shoot of real promoter Don King,
in the end he repeated to Rocky "if you touch me I'll sue". Rocky does
hit him and replies "sue me for what". Rocky assumes the promoter
would'nt win a law suit based on the neighborhood would not
testify.
Rocky Balboa [3] 2006
Positives: Characters, Script, Scenes
Negatives:
Sorry, the way Stallone aged Rocky, he could still take on a young
opponent? The film series should have ended with "V" and still mourning
the loss of Adrian does and does not help. This one just makes the
actors and history of Rocky out of date.
Scream of the Banshee (2011) [3]
Positives: A new look or version of Pandora's Box. I also thought the creature's way of attacks reminds you a female Freddy
Kruegar. The creature reminds me a few puppet type characters (Twilight Zone The Movie) and (Dark Crystal).
Negatives:
(Spoiler) Opening scene could have had a better script of why/how
creature ended up in the box although ironically that
is what was shown. Doesn't really explain what time period it occurred although a Knight capture's it.
Social Network, The (2010) [3]
- Positives: Hearing and reading about the actual history it seems the
factual history appears to be accurate depending of course what you
believe based on the published story. But the lawsuit scenes are a
definite he said vs he said. Actor choices were apparently good. A line
in the movie I was impressed by (depending an historical accuracy) Mark
Zuckerburg replying to the Winklevoss brothers "If Facebook was really
your idea why didn't you create it?!"
- Negatives: Where do I start. Movie reviews are not supposed to be or
even made personal. But as I say to alot of people why would anyone
listen to a "movie critic" its just an opinion. But this movie hit a
personal nerve/demon in me. I spent/lived and worked for a company that
housed off campus living to UPenn students in Philadelphia. So I
believe I know college students, although I never was one technically
(did briefly attended tech school for less than a year). The image of
college students I saw showed them to be arrogant, know it alls and
pretty succeeding in jamming their foot in doors and in their own
mouths. Ive seen so many college portrayed movies that it seems the
only two goals are "a degree and getting laid".
Note: I only ended up on Facebook because a friend of mine, bullied me
on to it. :)
Source Code [3] (2011)
Positives: Seems like a
remake of Bruce Willis 12 Monkeys and a take on the "repeated script"
episode "Cause and Effect" from Star Trek: TNG. Eventually you cheer
for the hero to fulfill his mission.
Negatives: The chamber
the hero is in is very vague, even in script to character himself. The
title should have been "Guinea Pig is a Corpse" or "Corpse is A Guinea
Pig"
Star Trek: First Contact 1996 [4]
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Plot. An historic question is
answered at practical ending to whom were the first aliens human made
contact with. Simple enough the most popular race. Both James Cromwell
and Marina Sirtis were hysterical in their drinking scene.
Negatives: The background story for going back in time due to Borg
interference was good but seemed cheesy. The 24th century Enterprise
crew literally helping make the first warp flight was without a doubt
cheesy if not literally involved in their own existence. Even in
the last Star Trek series Enterprise their mention vaguely.
Star Trek: Generations 1994 [3.5]
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Plot.
Negatives: The Nexus??? My god, how many times travel episodes did each
series do and this is the best they could come up with??? The title is
also too simple, again.
Star Trek Insurrection 1998 [3.5]
Positives: Script, Scenes. Some scenes with TNG crew experiencing youth
again due to the planet's properties was interesting and funny.
Negatives: This was more like a tv episode than a movie should have
only been that. If it was'nt the TNG crew it may have almost sucked.
Star Trek Nemesis 2002 [2]
Positives: Characters
Negatives: Poor story, script, plot. All time worst Star Trek film. The
death of Data was not expected, just barely understable.
Star Trek The Motion Picture 1977 [3.5]
Positives: Actors, Script, Scenes, Special Effects
Negatives: Story was questionable or needed a tad better re-write. The
title of movie is not the point of vague but too simple. Not a big fan
of original tv series and the plot's seems like s 2 hour expanse of a
would be tv episode. This was of course just a reunion of TOS
characters.
Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan 1982 [4]
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Scenes, Special Effects. Ricardo
Montalban was a fantasic antagonist.
Negatives: Not saying the plot was negative because its of course an
enemy character from the TOS returning for revenge, hence the name. So
although the title is cool, it should have been more incognito.
Possibly more damage to the ship would have improved it. Spock's
death although poignant, could have been done better in face make up.
Star Trek III The Search For Spock 1984 [4]
Positives: Characters, Script, Story. Christopher Lloyd did a great
original Klingon as they have always been portrayed as.
Negatives: I can only think it would be copying or they actually did
copy Leonard Nimoy's documentary tv show "In Search of " title. The
plot to bring Spock back 3/4 of the movie of course but the script for
it was vague. Kirstie Alley should have returned as Savvik. Killing of
Kirk's son David should have been a fight but was just as bully vs no
contest.
Star Trek IV The Voyage Home 1986 [4]
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script. Although it was a good story,
plot was so similar to ST: TMP, the scripted awkward ness of the foul
language of mostly Spock and spots by Kirk were comical. Really
funny was when Kirk and crew blocked the harpoon and shut off the
Klingon ship cloak scaring off the whaling ship. There are many great
script rebuttals so the foul language was unnecessary.
Negatives: The attempt to implement foul language due interacting with
people in 1986 was almost stereotypical. A few mistakes can be easily
found. In the outgoing message by President of the UFP says "signals as
almost totally ionized our atmosphere". Spock says "the President did
say the signal was directed at Earth's oceans."
Star Trek V The Final Frontier 1989 [3.5]
Positives: Actors, Scenes and Script just barely.
Negatives: First thing on this list was title. Should have been used
for a final movie rather than a title to probably described the reason
behind the plot. Second, the plot. How many people in reality think and
do this. Searching for God of all things does and cannot be
implemented, scripted, written or even thought into SCIENCE FICTION!
Well then again? It seemed to me almost all actors were out of shape.
Kirk said this "great barrier" was at center of galaxy. How many times
at Star Trek journeyed there probably. Just a lame if not poor script,
plot. Worst of Kirk area movies. What was with the apparent nude scene
for Nichelle Nichols??
Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country 1991 [4]
Positives: Actors, Characters, Script, Plot. Although Star Trek TNG's
episode Yesterday Enterprise explains how the Klingon peace treaty came
to be. So this movie is what would be considered the preliminaries to a
truce.
Negatives: The Klingon prison did seem to much like their type. Add on
the fact I thought Klingon's don't take prisoners, they kill their
enemies. Although the title was explained in pre-post production
statements, still didn't seem like Star Trek language. Spock's rebuttal
with Kirk "only Nixon could go to China" was questionable. The famous
and historical phrase explains how Nixon would help bring a conclusion
to the Vietnam War but this movie Humans-Klingons were referred as the
cold war between US-Russian.
Star Wars (Episode IV A New Hope) 1977 [3.5]
(Notes: If film work like this did'nt exist to the level it was
released back in 1977 I probably would be illuminated as I would be in
a 2011 stadium style theater. So I have to admit watching it thousands
of times on television killed it's image of being original. I think I
saw it on television even before video since my first theater movie was
until at least 1984-1986)
Positives: Characters, script, story, special effects.
Negatives: Kill scenes a bit to graphic for even science fiction. As
comical and enjoyable as everyone would find C-3PO I found his, lack of
better word, naiveness or constant wary annoying as most found Jar Jar
Binks was in Episode I.
Star Wars (Episode I The Phantom Menace) 1999 [4]
Positives: Story, characters, script. Pod Race was great. (Note: As
most found the character Jar Jar Binks annoying I though he was
funny/enjoyable)
Negatives: The title; should have been just "The Beginning". As much as
I liked Jar Jar his people needed a little more work on CGI art. The
character-friendship between Anakin and Padme seemed ok as friends, it
was difficult to picture them having a relationship-future in this
movie.
Star Wars (Episode II Attack of the Clones) 2002 [3.5]
Positives: (It's very much impossible to say any other way, but exclude
the love story; all aspects of film were fine).
Negatives: The love story begins for Anakin and Padme, and as much as
it was needed it dragged it (since Im not a super fan of romance
movies). And it would not have worked if Anakin had'nt sprouted to
about 6'5. Padme's script even kept telling him she was not comfortable
reminding him she remembers him as a child.
Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith 2005 [3.5]
Positives: Story, characters, special effects. The battle between Yoda
and the Emperor was fantastic, it was a representation of God vs The
Devil. The birth of Darth Vader was long awaited movie moment
(interesting they even brought back James Earl Jones for the voice).
Negatives: The light saber battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan reminded
me as Lord of the Rings, way too long. However it was fast and furious.
Movie really sowed up loose ends quickly. Anakin's turn which although
dragged from his, Episode II's, frustrated attitude and impatience
turned into what seemed as he were drugged addicted by Senator
Palpatine. The choice to just turn and attack everyone insight could be
viewed as a serial killer's mind. If the Wookies were scripted why
was'nt the Han Solo character added as a cameo.
The Smurfs (2011) [3:
Worth Watching One]
(Notes: I was recieving bad reviews online for this, but Im a fan of
the original cartoon so I had to see it. Not bad at all)
Positives: Actors,
Characters, Script, Story. Very good job of character on The Smurfs
based on the original cartoons. Hank Azaria did a great Gargamel.
Negatives: Only that a
few Smurf character names were changed. Needed a far more negative and
rough voice for Grouchy.
Super 8 (2011) [3.5 Worth Watching
Again]
Positives: Great script,
story, scenes, actors. It was Close Encounters of the Third Kind meets
Cloverfield! Lot of scenes were shocking,
edge of your seat, OMG, What the moments! (Note: Probably will purchase
DVD)
Negatives: Like
Cloverfield the "thing/creature" was vaguely shown, but even thru put
movie an outline of body was shown and full face I guess?
The Task [3] (2011)
Positives: A definitely ironic script when it came to character choice
as apart of the script. (I dont mean casting). Prison was good size,
good set decor. A seemingly interesting view of how a reality show is
produced and ironic twist in story/script.
Negatives: Like most non majors, possibly a major actor or plural was
needed. And even final destination kills shots would have helped also.
Thor [3] (2011)
Positives: Actors, Story. I honestly was never a fan of
apparent comic or cartoon version. I know there is historical
references that he was a Norse god. I have yet to read on the
comic/cartoon character to see how well the movie was accurately based.
I was actually impressed.
Negatives: Like I said I don't know the character history
enough but according to the movie he had a brother name Loki who is
historically known as god of mischief which is not referenced at all
like that.
Titanic 1997 [3.5]
Positives: Actors, Plot, Script, Historical Scenes
Negatives: Most notably the love story although it did work apparently.
Although much was done on historic records, interviews and
anatomy/video of wreckage, a few scenes were either admitted to be a
tad exaggerated or later discovered possibly inaccurate.
Toy Story 3 (2010) [3.5]
- Positives: Yes an anticipated animated sequel. Except for a few
missing characters and voices from the first two it was still pretty
good. It's final scenes are lines are emotional but it's call growing
up and letting go. I am being generous giving it a 3.5, the animation
and actor voices and being apart of the Toy Story saga is what saves it.
- Negatives: The storied backgrounds needed different ideas. If they
were deliberately taken to a day care center would make sense. The
apparently bad characters that ruled the day care center, didn't sell.
Looking back at Toy Story 2, the bear was a rip on The Prospector's
story. Also the story's time lime, having him jump from boy to getting
ready for college is one heck of a jump for a sequel. They should have
continued thru an animated tv series like Star Wars Clone Wars did.
Transformers (2007) [3.5]
Positives: Thank god, Peter Cullen voiced Optimus Prime, other wise its
doubtful this movie would have worked. Action scenes, script, Shia
LaBeouf was ok for Sam.
Negatives: Before I learned the Transformers themselves were CGI, I
believed they were actually for real, animatronics (I described as a
"starving artist put together model"). I've also said many times
"sex" doesn't sell with me in movies and television (not needed) so
neither did Megan Fox. Movie would have truly sold using original G1
cartoon voice actors. Megatron killing Jazz so easy sucked but it was
placed to sell Megatron's brutality.
Transformers:
Dark of the Moon (2011) [3] (Notes: That's
being generous, should give it a 2)
- Positives: Nasa Story,
Many G1 Cartoon references. Director Michael Bay always delivers with
great CGI, Action and Explosions.
Cameo by legendary astronaut
Buzz Aldrin. A few new Transformer appearances such as Shockwave,
Laserbeak,
apparently Unicron and others.
Favorite scene in film in film is Rose Huntington-Whiteley's Carly with
a verbal spot with Megatron, was totally awesome!
- Negatives: First,
Sam's problem & reason for finding a job was stretched ridiculously
long and more an insult to the character.
Second, I'm honestly not a fan of sex in movie or television (and thats
just the view of young females in short dresses). Rose
Huntington-Whiteley was
just a blond usage for the G1 character Carly. Even Megan Fox had
better action scenes again was not a fan of her sexual matter in
previous two.
Third, Sentinel Prime's heel turn totally unexpected, my mouth dropped
in shock. Fourth, Optimus Prime taking out main Decepticons by himself
was
scripted selfishly. Fifth, if Buzz Aldrin had a minute + cameo, movie
should have had Donald Trump spotted for 5+ seconds running out of
Trump Tower
in Chicago scenes. Sixth, a little overboard with Decepticons take over
and rampage of Chicago, it looked like something out of a Terminator
movie.
And last, movie way too long, 2 and half hours.
(Notes: My friend Mark and I agree movie's end's too abruptly but
it seemed as a probable trilogy finale)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen [3.5] (2009)
Positives: Great start to finish script, scenes, more Transformer
characters and following more on G1 cartoon story lines.
Negatives: As mentioned in first Transformers review, Im not of fan of
female characters used almost primary for gf but name as movie in
history that does'nt. As much as they brought/shoved in the story/scene
of Optimus being killed (it was more a prison gang up than the 1986
version of a one on one leader vs leader fight), so it was horrible to
watch.
Tron [3.5] 1982
Postives: For the era of computer graphics, it was awesome. Great
story. Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner and David Warner were great
casting.
Negatives: The other actors were fair. However the computer graphics
seemed too grayish almost black and white.
Tron: Legacy [3] 2010
Positives: Fair story as a sequaled follow up with the son looking for
his father and much reference from the first as well scene elements.
Negatives: Background scenes were more dark, horror like even. The
scripted story of what happened to the father, characters and "the
grid" since the son growing up was kinda vague somewhat difficult to
understand. Climax at ending fair could needed better scripting or
alternate ending.
Twilight Saga (2011) [Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse] [3]
Positives:
A different plot of which discovering and hiding for Vampires.
Ironically the character Edward does not want to attack
or turn Ella into a vampire but protects her.
Negatives: I have never accepted or like vampire movies/characters due to Hollywood's past creating, exaggerating, and if not
amplifying
vampire history. And of course Im not fan of love stories. But had
finally watch these due to their overboard popularity.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) [3]
Comments: I could both ways positive/negative when it comes to even spoiling the story and ending.
Major Spoiler Alert: First 20 minutes are for those who enjoys weddings. But when a strange pregnancy threatens
Bella's life, all know and say the baby will cause her death but takes Edward to change her over to save her (I'd
call that a good script). The final shot of movie is what she always wanted.
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) [3]
- Positives: Since I absolutely loved the first in 1987, a sequel would
be intriguing. When I read Charlie Sheen would have a cameo (I said a
line from Superman II, "man this is gonna be good!"). Michael Douglas
sold great just - as he did in the first movie.
- Negatives: I was impatient so I read about the movie before watching
it, and was surprised by a few things. His very young son Rudy had
committed suicide(OMG!) and where did this daughter Winnie come from?
Charlie Sheen would only have a cameo and what he says in a brief
confrontation with Gecco turns out to be hypocritical. It's probably
the updated look of media, internet and the financial world I don't
care to hear or see now, didn't push/sell this to something I'd wanna
see again.
Wizard of Oz, The [3]
(1939) (Notes: Just watched recently released 2 disc special edition)
Positives: But listening
to interviews/docs of TWOZ author, making of and
commentary it put the movie in a better and more respectful light.
Negatives: Due to, like
Star Wars, tv/cable have played it a million times and ruined its
image.
X-Men First Class (2011) [3]
- Positives: Fairly
interesting story to a movie version of their beginning. Good special
effects. Hugh Jackman has
stunning cameo,
and awesome reply to both Charles and Erik, probably favorite scene in
movie.
- Negatives: Opening of
movie, you were not sure if you were watching X-Men 2000 release, but
story was understandable.
A few notable characters were or became obvious but some if not most
never heard of them. I thought according to comic books, especially the
front
cover of Uncanny X-Men #1 Storm and Cyclops were the First Class. Although my friend Mark noticed as
they used Cerebro to search out young
mutants for the first time, I missed a young Storm. Knowing somewhat of
their origins via cartoons/comics, at least movie did show them but a
few things
were either strange, unexpected or didn't work. The naming of most of
characters is weak due scripting giving it to one person.
How sides are drawn between Professor X and his students, Magneto and
the Evil Brotherhood is also weak.
Yogi Bear [3] (2010)
Positives: Actors,
Script, CGI, Scenes. While I watched I didn't realize Dan Akroyd voiced
Yogi, which maybe was 80% close to original cartoon. Justin Timberlake
voiced Boo Boo, which was perfect from original.
Negatives: Story not
straight. Jellystone Park, although obviously ficitional, based on its
size I would assume is a national park so could not be sold by greedy
mayor for development. Most cartoons/CGI voiced characters is one thing
but there was no question by humans that about a talking bear/animal
The Zoo Keeper (2011) [3: Worth
Watching Once]
Positives:
Positives: Stallone and Cher sold as the lions
Negatives: Negatives: A
tad bit better selection of character voices...The actor for zookeeper
was fair. The gold digging gf part was scripted too much
(she dumps him them comes back for him yrs later that makes sense)